INFORMATION ON THIS SITE:-

Should be taken with a large pinch of salt. Climbing, Bouldering, Buildering, Mountaineering etc are all pretty stupid activities - you are strongly advised to stay at home with a nice cup of tea in front of the TV enjoying your favourite type of biscuit.

Please do not go out and harm yourself as a result of anything viewed on this site, said, written or done as a consequence of this site. Slopers may seem innocent but they are dangerous in the wrong hands

This site does not in any way shape or form intend to slander the 'Sloper' family that rang us up over the Christmas period 2004. You and your family have a lovely name and we quite seriously do not mean any disrespect to any of you.

Please find more privacy information on our separate online ordering pages:

www.fatsloperaction.com/catalog/